\centerline{\bf Pira's Precursor} \noindent Pira (the Research Association for the Paper \&\ Board, Printing, and Packaging Industries) is about to start publication of `Commentary' which will cover the area of `Desktop Publishing'. They have already published a `Precursor Issue', which made quite interesting reading. Especially relevant to \TeX\ was their definition of desktop publishing, namely: ``any system which allows someone --- using a desktop terminal --- to produce a document of typeset or near-typeset quality\dots It can run on a microcomputer or a large mainframe.'' Less agreeable is the enormous sums which it will take to receive this twice quarterly (I think that means 8 times a year) publication. First-year subscription is {\it\$}350, although members of Pira are elegible for a discount of {\it\$}70, making it a mere {\it\$}280. I used to have this weird idea that electronic publication might make things cheaper. Silly me. It therefore comes as no real surprise that ``The contents of Pira Desktop Publishing Commentary may not be reproduced by any means without the prior permission of the publisher in writing''. I am relieved that I merely quote from the Precursor Issue, and not the real thing. It is rather interesting how the idea of emulating the Seybold Report mobilises money-spinning ideas.